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Lusting for Odd Dealership Names


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Auto dealerships count on catchy, unique & creative marketing campaigns to attract customers.  Sometimes, the name of the place works wonders.  For instance, a dealership named LUST!
What odd dealership names have you seen?
 
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'Bonenblust & Buckman'

Western NYS - (imagine the poor receptionist!)

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I remember stoping to visit Lying Lee's Used Cars in Morehead KY on the way to the Louisville Meet.  Interesting place with lots of "classics" and other stuff.  Interesting name and an interesting place!

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I remember growing up in NW Ohio in the 60s and seeing ads on TV for a dealer in the Toledo area. It was called Nobody, I think they sold Oldsmobile but not sure. They would open with a silhouette of a guy smoking a cigar rotating in a chair while the announcer said our competitors say nobody beats our deals, (and as the lights came up) meet Mr. Nobody.

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"Witch City Motors",  Salem    is on the plate attached to my 1925 Buick.  I thought something was odd when every time I opened the hood a black cat jumped out.   Instead of filling it up with "Ethyl",  it takes Sabrina for a fast ride or Samantha for a nice cruise. It spent the first forty years in Marblehead, Ma.

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Mr. Knight Fan, you've come up with a fascinating topic!

 

I'll bet there are many more unusual names hidden in the

annals of history.  Does anyone have an old directory

of dealerships?

I actually have some old Ford Lincoln Mercury literature with a list of all the Ford dealer's at the time (around 1963)  in the different zones with all their Names.  I should dig it out  and post a few.  I think they give the state and town as well. 

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I actually have some old Ford Lincoln Mercury literature with a list of all the Ford dealer's at the time (around 1963)  in the different zones with all their Names.

I should dig it out  and post a few.  I think they give the state and town as well. 

 

That could be really interesting, Auburn Seeker.

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Here are a few from an awards book I got for salesmen called the top Hatters.

 

Judge Motor Corp (Rochester NY) There is a picture of the salesman and he looks like a judge.

Muck motor sales (Getzville NY) 

Gotham Ford INC (NY, NY)

Park Inn Motors (Valley Stream NY)

Signal Motors Inc (Rockville Center, NY)

Kochka Bros. Inc (Bloomingdale, NJ) 

Furlow Cate Inc (Chattanooga, TN)

Carey Paul Ford (Atlanta GA)

Long Lewis Hardware Co. (Bessemer AL) Yes it was actually a Ford Dealership as well

Sexton Motor sales (Lillington NC)

Hippodrome Ford Inc (Nashville TN)

Frontier Motors (Rapid City SD)

Wortman Motor Co (Aurora Nebraska)

Roeper Ford Inc (St Louis MO)

Sapp Brothers Ford sales (Ashland Nebraska)

Bird Kultgen Inc (Waco TX)

Harry Arthur Motor Co (Galena Park TX)

Richardson Lovelock Inc (Reno NV)

E. D. Babbitt Motor Co (Flagstaff AZ)

Eversole Motors (seattle WA District)

 

Nothing real outlandish but a few tongue in Cheek. 

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Long Lewis Hardware ( moved to downtown Birmingham from Bessemer in 1929) actually just closed a couple of months ago (bought out by another Hardware outfit) after over 100 years in business.

 

They became a Ford dealer I believe in 1915 and the dealership still exists and is a large one.

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Have you heard of "Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe?"

 

That's a fictional law firm--a clever creation of Click and Clack,

the radio car-show brothers.

If I remember correctly they had a whole slew of tongue in cheek sponsors they went through at the end of their show.  Very entertaining if you were paying attention. 

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Mr. Knight Fan, you've come up with a fascinating topic!

 

 

My goodness mercy me ... apparently!  Had NO idea so many oddball names existed ... LOL!  Have thoroughly enjoyed reading through all of the posts & names.......WOW!!!!

 

 

Cort :) www.oldcarsstronghearts.com

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