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17 hours ago, Steve9 said:

Funny. Right up there with “Husband, shotgun and dog missing... reward for dog.”

 

Several variations of that - e.g., Bachelor seeking wife with horse...send picture of horse.

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AMC: Another Major Catastrophe

BMW: Broke My Wallet

Chevrolet: Shove Or Lay

Chrysler: Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

Dodge: Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

Edsel: Every Day Something Else Leaks

Fiat: Failed Italian Automotive Technology

Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily

GM: Great Mistake

GMC: Got Mechanic Coming

Jaguar: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket

Mercedes: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

MG: Mostly Garaged

MGB: Might Go Backwards

MOPAR: Miscellaneous Odd Parts Assembled Recklessly

Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Plymouth: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

Pontiac: Poor Old Nerd Thinks It's A Cadillac

SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Triumph: Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt

Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Virtually Worthless

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58 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

If you like Chrysler products then Mopar to ya.

A couple of my favorites...."MoPar or NO car"...."Massively Over Powered American Racer"...."Move Over, Plymouths Are Racing".

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10 minutes ago, keiser31 said:

."MoPar or NO car"....

That's a good one. My boss use to say, "I would rather walk and carry a Chevrolet hubcap than have to drive a Ford."

 

No offense to anyone intended. Just having a little fun.😀

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A couple of Ford ones I have heard at various times;-

 

Found on rubbish dumps

 

For old retired drivers

 

Funny old rattling disappointment

 

 

Of course many years earlier there was EMF;-

 

Every mechanical failure

 

Every morning fix'em

 

 

 

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