Bleach Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCHinson Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Yes, the divorce decree said that everything was going to be split 50/50! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleach Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 A car designed for those who can't make up their mind whether to turn right or left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mid life crisis Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 NOW ITS A MOTORCYCLE.................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 NOW ITS A MOTORCYCLE..................................Now it's TWO motorcycles!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosmo Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 The new and improved Ginsu knife has endless capabilities! Amaze your friends! Slice through an Idaho potato with ease! Dice up onions and peppers in record-setting time! Divide a complete automobile right down the middle! Wait a minute – what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcarfudd Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Some assembly required.Gil Fitzhugh, Morristown, NJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzer3 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 That's a damn clean cut!Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foggy norm Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I want one....Er, two???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Old48Truck Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Pontiac's first try at "Wide Track" didn't work out so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave@Moon Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 "From the very beginning Chrysler's Eagle Division was crippled with a split personality, a handicap that only widened over the 11 year lifespan of the marque." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketraider Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Barris Kustoms apprentice: "Whaya mean the section job was supposed to be on the sides?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary Hearn Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Bob, I think it will fit in that dumpster now, can you give me a hand?Or as they say in the mountains, "he cut that thing half in two!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Harmatuk Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 How fast were you going, Junior, when you hit that guy wire????Bill H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Walling Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 OK dear, as soon as I instal a sterring wheel for you you can shut up and drive your side where ever you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Be careful when you buy a vehicle sight unseen from a Hollywood studio auction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restorer32 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Seriously, is it fotoshopped? Shouldn't there be a shadow off the left front of the passenger half of the car similar to the one cast by the driver's side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleach Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 If it was photochopped then they did some fantastic work in the following photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restorer32 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Ok, now I'm convinced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Trainee with a plasma cutter - "ACHOOOOOO!!!! OH SNAP!!!!" :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLYER15015 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 That's one big band saw !!!!!!!!Next we'll try it out on a giant sequoia tree......Mike in Colorado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave@Moon Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 AP News:Star Date 41153.7, "As an addendum to the newly proposed Federal rule against texting and cell phone use while driving, the NTSB added a new passage regarding the use of light sabers in or near moving automobiles. A dissenting vote was cast by Rep. Vader ® of the Gamma Quadrant, but otherwise the proposal passed unanimously. Said Rep. Vader: 'Once again the Republic is treading on our God-given freedoms as citizens.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1957buickjim Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 For sale: Used ACME Special 4 door Sedan. Only used infrequently by Wile E. Coyote, Esq. to chase Roadrunners. Great for going around trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 907OLDS Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Vindictive ex-wife and unscrupulous lawyer appeal to PC Judge to split the car. He ruled and this is the result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 This is what happens when Dudley Do Right sends Nells to the grocery store. Enter.. the dasterdly Snidely Whiplash, who captures the car, and Nells. Evil minded Snidely then drives it though a big Canadian Sawmill. Of course Nells narrowly excapes with the help of Dudley Do Right and eveyone has a happy ending. ... except the car of course, and the Pier Z. Logger who has to re-sharpin the sawmill blade. #@$^% Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleach Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 How am I going to explain this to the insurance company??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restorer32 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Two questions. How did they do it? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleach Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 #1, because they could.#2, to increase it's value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Stocks - Two for one split - Good Cars - Two for one split - Not so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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