Peter Gariepy Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 "Land ho!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 "Dear, you were supposed to drive OVER the bridge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Jonah was driving along in search of his pet whale, when all of a sudden...... Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FredF Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 "Surf and turf?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest windjamer Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 f/s, slightly used Toyota anfib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave@Moon Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 1. This ought to get me that Gorton's sea captain modeling gig for sure!2. D@mn it! I know I had the trailer as well when I left the lake!?!3. ....so I said to her "<span style="font-style: italic">Do you think he's going to fit under that bridge?</span>". And then, officer, all hell broke losse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 "That should teach that guy to stay the heck OUT of MY parking space." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Shaw Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Obviously the driver didn't see the captian's "turn signal to port". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rwmerz Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 But i didnt see the sailboat parking only sign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moepar Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 But honey, you DID tell me to LAND THE BOAT after all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyking Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I heard of trying to get a boat inside of a bottle, but......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD1956 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Reference the flasher in the yellow raincoat: Damn, 39 more days and I would have had that thing out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moepar Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Apparently a JATO engine doesn't work well on a boat, either. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdome Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 You guys missed the obvious. His Plymouth hood ornament is bent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jdome</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You guys missed the obvious. His Plymouth hood ornament is bent. </div></div> That was GOOD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff_a Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Amphicar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K8096 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Hey, your car scratched my anchor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 "I don't mind the boat on my car as much as I mind that giant sea slug stuck to it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyking Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 <span style="font-weight: bold">Oh great!! </span> , now I have barnicles all over my hood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Well,You emptied my pockets at the Shopping Mall, and I had no money left for the brige toll. Your lucky I didn't make you swim home........ .... Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2doorcoupeman Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 is that guy from the Valdez exxon spill still driving?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidAU Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Left it parked right here and someone stole the bl**dy trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldsDoug Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 LAND HO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 "Guess if I'm gonna' steer a boat I better learn which is starboard and which is port. And speaking of port, pour me another glass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moepar Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Fly me to the moon, & let me swing upon a star . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnpaul Ragusa Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Try stealing my Chevy Malibu now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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