Guest Leonard Shepherd Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
72caddy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Now I can hear you better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD1956 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 "The good news is the new wheelbarrow doesn't have a scratch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 "Pop goes the weasel!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Gariepy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 U.S. Auto Manufactures find new way to market trucksGM, Ford and Chrysler are now repurposing their huge fleet of domestic trucks languishing in storage lots. Some of the new uses are:Phone boothsHot tubsPlantersRiver Embankment Reinforcement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyking Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 "I swear honey, I don't know how it happened......just hurry up and come and get me, I feel like a fool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R W Burgess Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 You left out "Trash Dumpster", Peter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West Peterson Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 72caddy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Now I can hear you better </div></div>For The Win!!!I challenge someone to come up with a better one than this. I thought about adding my own, but 72Caddy had me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R W Burgess Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 It's only been up one day, Mr Editor. Give it a little time. I'll bet even old Earl from Florida would have a good answer.....Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVES89 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 "Honey, Do you know where I left my Superman Suit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Hey Baby Cakes, She tiped over before I got to the dump to shake her out. She's clean now, so I'll just get her back on all 4's and come home. See ya later..... Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 "Honey, the <span style="color: #33CC00"><span style="font-weight: bold">HULK-O-GRAM </span></span> for my birthday......not such a good idea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Hey Baby, I took the trash out like you said, But I scrached the can a little.... Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Plymouthy Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Hello Customer Service....I know what the red button is for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rohn Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 a slight variation of the above:Can you hear me now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 "Hello OnStar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novaman Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 That kind of looks like my brother-in-law's truck a couple of years ago. They got t-boned by a hit & run driver that failed to stop for a stop sign. Broke the back window and Elvis left the truck. Brother-in-law and sister got arms and hands road burned as the truck rolled, since the door windows were open. Lady at the nearby convenince store later that day found Elvis, cornered and locked him in the men's restroom and called my sister. At least they were okay as was the hound dog they were dog sitting for a local shelter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2doorcoupeman Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 this is a new design to help gm from going bankrupt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wowabunga Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 <span style="font-size: 17pt">"Hey Jimmy... We've Got a Problem with Those Dead Boddies..."</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Wolf Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I had to climb out the sunroof, I couldn't get the door open.No! I have not been drinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Wolk Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 "Hey Boss, I figure I can get twice as many in the lot parked like this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 That photo reminds me of the disclaimer on the bottom of the sales slip at the local feed and seed store."Not responsible for any damages caused in the loading of purchased items." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZondaC12 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Mondays are bad enough as it is!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyking Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 "I know I promised to fertilize your lawn today, but you have to give me a couple of hours, I had a small chemical spill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rwmerz Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Hello OnStar Please dont use this in your next TV ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 This is the only way I figgured I could get out of that pick axe and wheel barrow job...... Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Skyking's post made me think of this."Clean up on aisle twelve!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardinal905 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Huh never noticed, I am taller than my truck is wide--Honey I spilled some of your grass seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Scotty, These ancient transport devices don't take commands very well, beam me up. Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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