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Barry Wolk

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For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's, 40s and '50's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, (Isn't funny, back then it seemed we would never get to the next sign, at the speed Dad was driving? Now days you would have to be a speed reader!) each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream. Here are more of the actual signs:

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW

OUT SO FAR

IT MAY GO HOME

IN ANOTHER CAR

BURMA SHAVE

TRAINS DON'T WANDER

ALL OVER THE MAP

'CAUSE NOBODY SITS

IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP

BURMA SHAVE

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH

BY MISTAKE

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS

HER HUSBAND JAKE

BURMA SHAVE

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD

TO GAIN A MINUTE

YOU NEED YOUR HEAD

YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT

BURMA SHAVE

DROVE TOO LONG

DRIVER SNOOZING

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

IS NOT AMUSING

BURMA SHAVE

BROTHER SPEEDER

LET'S REHEARSE

ALL TOGETHER

GOOD MORNING, NURSE

BURMA SHAVE

CAUTIOUS RIDER

TO HER RECKLESS DEAR

LET'S HAVE LESS BULL

AND A LITTLE MORE STEER

BURMA SHAVE

SPEED WAS HIGH

WEATHER WAS NOT

TIRES WERE THIN

X MARKS THE SPOT

BURMA SHAVE

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE

OF PAUL FOR BEER

LED TO A WARMER

HEMISPHERE

BURMA SHAVE

AROUND THE CURVE

LICKETY-SPLIT

BEAUTIFUL CAR

WASN'T IT?

BURMA SHAVE

NO MATTER THE PRICE

NO MATTER HOW NEW

THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE

IN THE CAR IS YOU

BURMA SHAVE

A GUY WHO DRIVES

A CAR WIDE OPEN

IS NOT THINKIN'

HE'S JUST HOPIN'

BURMA SHAVE

AT INTERSECTIONS

LOOK EACH WAY

A HARP SOUNDS NICE

BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY

BURMA SHAVE

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL

EYES ON THE ROAD

THAT'S THE SKILLFUL

DRIVER'S CODE

BURMA SHAVE

THE ONE WHO DRIVES

WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING

DEPENDS ON YOU

TO DO HIS THINKING

BURMA SHAVE

CAR IN DITCH

DRIVER IN TREE

THE MOON WAS FULL

AND SO WAS HE.

BURMA SHAVE

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE

TAKE IT SLOW

LET OUR LITTLE

SHAVERS GROW

BURMA SHAVE

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Looks to me like the photo Barry Wolk posted was probably taken fairly recently along the route of old US66 in northern Arizona. Kingman or Oatman maybe.

According to my old copy of The Verse by the Side of the Road, Arizona is one state that did not have Burma Shave signs as it was not populated enough. I recall seeing them as a child on our trips from our home in Southern Arizona to Southern California. But I guess they were on the California side of the river. I mostly recall them in the Imperial Valley.

So if my guess about the location is correct then, aside from the close spacing and uneven height of the signs, the photo is historically inaccurate.

By the early 1960s those signs were the signs were at the end of their lives and were pretty ratty. So bright freshly painted signs with a 1960s car showing "patina" is also historically inaccurate.

But even with those complaints, I do like the picture and thank you for posting it.

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My personal favorite, from 1947.

...

If we are doing favorites...

Does your husband

misbehave

grunt and grumble

rant and rave

shoot the brute some

Burma-Shave

Twinkle, twinkle

one-eyed car

we all wonder

where

you are

Burma-Shave

At crossroads

don't just

trust to luck

the other car

may be a truck

Burma-Shave

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The only I can remember at the moment is the one that goes "Round the curve The car went wizzin The fault was hers The funeral Hiisn Burma Shave.... This thread reminds me of barn advertizing for all sorts of goods tobacco, milk, tractors, paint, chewing gum, etc you name it it was probably painted on some farmers by an old two lane highway. Mark

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I had a book of Burma Shave slogans when I was a kid, but only one stuck with me (perhaps because it appealed to a 9-year-old's sense of humor):

ONE FELLOW USED A MATCH

TO CHECK HIS TANK,

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM

SKINLESS FRANK.

BURMA SHAVE.

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