keiser31 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Mmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 John didn't realize that violent sneeze :eek: had had an impact on the blueprint he was working on for the new sidewalk project until the staff meeting after the project was completed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest South_paw Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Missed it by that much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dick Whittington Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Hmmmm. Believe the engineer's drawin's were off a smiggen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wowabunga Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 There's still room for a phone both next to the flower pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Cocuzza Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Men's room and Ladies room for dogs !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Mellor NJ Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 They probably still have a camera for tickets too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave@Moon Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 When setting up a street course for vintage racing, it is imperative to choose a route where participants can apex their turns correctly. ================Oh, I get it. There no wheelchair access ramp. We need to fix that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caddyshack Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 The good news is, we came in under budget. The bad news is, there will be a few extras to the project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Roth Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Where are the Parking Meters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Mellor NJ Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 No parking meters near a hydrant, which was probably left there(again) to wrute tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Roth Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 dAVE, i THOUGHT THEY COULD ENTICE YOU TO PARK AT THE METER, AND THEN TICKET YOU FOR BEING WITHIN 15 FEET OF THE HYDRANT --sorry about the capitals -- stuck lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DuaneK Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 An old Engineer's saying. "Never draw more in the morning than you can erase in the afternoon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave@Moon Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 An old Engineer's saying. "Never draw more in the morning than you can erase in the afternoon."An angry, young engineer's saying: "Hey Jeff, hand me the boss's French curve and that X-Acto knife!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest prs519 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 We are seeing this everywhere, since the city super's kid got that job inParks and Recreation. Laziest kid I ever saw, and now wants to replace all the realflowers with plastic ones so that they will not need to be watered at all anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dust Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) Budget cuts are affecting city sidewalk crews. Edited June 23, 2011 by Dust (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hursst Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Al Gore had to reject his cotton sidewalks campaign due to massive shrinkage of the prototype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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