Startin' to regress

[Gunsmoke]

Don kno bout yu guy, but I thin I’m startin’ to regres ! Began wit only takin’ a bat ever 2 day, 'n shavin’ ever 4 das, den I tossa the toot brush away and started knawn on bones. Chang me close once a week, 'cept unnerware ever 2 week, gotta save on water. Etin’ a lota red met, and leves, kepin me reglar! Also fine I losing langage skils, but hopin it is not that Oldzimers, or how do dey ses it. Dis wek or nex I thin I gonna get me a club, and may start carvin me som arra heads out of rok. ..ooooh loka dat fat squirril out der!

 

[J.H.Boland]

Relatives of yours ?

 

Edited April 6, 2020 by J.H.Boland (see edit history)

[28 Chrysler]

There is a strange fellow that just left for a forest in Colorado in a 85 Volvo wagon, he grazes in the ditches calls it urban foraging.

[joe_padavano]

Just remember that 9:00 PM is when you are supposed to change from your daytime pajamas to your nighttime pajamas.

[Restorer32]

I found a woman sitting on my sofa. She claims to be my wife. She seems nice.