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I hope we charged Canada enough export tariffs on it

Why? What's wrong? Oh I see it didn't have the yellow "wide load" sign on it🤦‍♂️

It was so cold here yesterday that I had a polar bear knocking on my door asking for firewood. Hope everyone has enough antifreeze in their vehicles & equipment.

That baling twine is not what it used to be.

While I grew up I never even heard of grits. On a trip to North Carolina we had breakfast, and ordered grits (not having a clue what they were). I can tell you this that if you never had them and not having a clue what they are...its like eating a mud pie that was in the sink for too long...

I talk to them and start asking very personal and awkward questions, you get taking of their list really quickly. Or there's a problem with your social security number, and Im here to fix it for you. What's your name sir? Well you called me, why dont you tell me what my name is?

I dropped the price to $7900

George, that put life in prospective! I have a successful customer that has a $20+ million business with a beautiful wife and kids, but last year had a child with the secretary! That cold shower would of been a very cheap remedy cause now the wife told him she wants to see $$, and a lot of it (which I cant blame her for).

Hahaha, had you looking on this one! If you look from the front it's not bad, but if you look from behind or underneath....(yes I'm talking about the car 🤪😄). But at least you can say you own a 34 Packard boattail. Where in the world are they coming up with this ridiculous asking price? Must have a digit too many. https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/cto/d/locust-grove-1949-mecury-convertible/7271701485.html

And this, boys and girls, is how you get a new car in your family. Or is this the equivalent of an extramarital affair in the automobile industry?

Wife tells husband there's water in the carburetor. Husband: how do you know? Wife: I just know Husband: you don't even know what a carburetor is or where to find it. Wife: I swear there's water in the carburetor. Husband: ok I'll go check it out, where did you park it? Wife: in the lake...

I tried that too, but the only result I get is this little guy with a huge sledgehammer whacking me over the head from the inside out 🤪😄

Usually after a few beers I think I come to my senses and try to figure out the next days how to get out of my predicament with common sense without losing too much 💰

They are an absolute blast to drive. The trip is more important than the destination!

Does this qualify as an Audi Woody?

More like VW sucks

I think it will make your engine run like 💩

After you change your filter you're guaranteed a smooth wipe...

20 years ago a customer of mine had 1 of those old black upright phones with the dial disc on the front and the horn on top mounted on the dash of his pickup, and if someone rode with him he hit a switch with his foot and it would start ringing after which he would pick it up and have a "conversation ".

Yeah, I don't think they make "depends" large enough...🤣

Dont you think it's time to potty train her?

I know it's not a classic but I'd like to clean house/garage. 1988 Mercedes 300 SEL with 91k miles. Has a 3 liter straight 6 with an automatic. Recently had oil change, spark plugs and cables were replaced. Average value according to Hagerty: $11,300 I'm asking $9,500 OBRO Located in Texas Panhandle

Looks more like a sugarbeet

I've had good luck with ATF and diesel 50/50

I've seen the ML once, and after elbowing all the chinese and/or Japanese aside I realized they were all gaping and selfie stick picturing at the ML. It's about the size of a glorified stamp! Dont know what all the fuzz was about; I'd rather look and drive an early 30's Packard by Dietrich! The Egyptian & Mesopotamia side of the Louvre were more interesting to me.