Charlie B. Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 <span style="font-weight: bold">Jerry, please come back, We need a person with integrity</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reatta_Cruzin Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 Did ALF take you to Melmac? Come back to the forum? We regulars miss your insight!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 [color:\\"red\\"]ALF here. JJ is still petulant, but considering his young age (67), it's understandable. When he's my age (222 Melmacian years come January), he'll be better able to cope. I tried to register, but Hall Monitor Roberta (or someone else in the Establishment) refuses to let me in. Something about an alphanumeric username not being able to use special characters (?!) because it might spoof someone. There's only one ALF; that's me, so I guess I'll sit this one out with JJ.Love ya all; have a great '03![color:\\"red\\"]ALF1947 Schwinn 1949 red REO Flyer1953 copy of Playboy with Marilyn Monroe on the cover; now that's what Earthlings should look like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Greg Ross Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 <span style="font-weight: bold">Exile</span> is really not an option, look where it got <span style="font-weight: bold">Napoleon!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brolliar Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 ALF, good to hear from you. Say, you could register as THE REAL ALF or ALFfriendofJJ or ALFfromMelmac or something like that. After you write a bit we will know it is the real you just from your writing style. Looking forward to hearing from you again. Oh and could you post that pic of Marilyn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 GMRoss: Think he died of syphillis on Elba. Nice place but not a nice malady.[color:\\"red\\"] <span style="font-weight: bold">ALF1</span><span style="font-style: italic">The real thing; accept no substitutes!</span> (Some dirty bird registered the name ALF.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadster90 Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 Alrite - yeaaa Alf1.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 Waaay too much fuss over this four-foot-tall fuzzball with a taste for cats....ALF1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 But can you name another of your ilk (cat eater that is) that has his own TV Spots LONG after the sitcom went by by! Dosent Joe Liebermann L@@K like ALF's dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padgett Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 a) Alf owns a Chinese restaurant ? Nappy returned from Elba so they sent him to St. Helena which was as far away from habitation as they knew o.c) I worked for a time on Ascension Island. The closest land to Ascension is St. Helena.d) Was a wonderful day for a drive - left Orlando just before 8 am and in New Orleans by 4 pm. PROMs R Us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Have any of you ever seen these men in the same room at the same time?Will the REAL ALF dad please sit down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joereatta Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Maturity must be a state of mind 'cause age sure don't cause it. Let me think; your petulence was due to someone offering to pay more for a possibly more valuable vehicle than you were willing to pay? Contributions aside, you are obviously too high maintenance. As far as I'm concerned, you can stay away. Your childish response should ban you from the forum.Not anonymous. joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Joe, meet Robert. Robert, avoid Joe.Quoting...[color:\\"red\\"] rrs814 Member Reged: 05/26/02 Posts: 80 Loc: Portland, Oregon Re: 1990 convertable for sale $3000 [re: jjroverholdings] 11/17/02 10:51 AM Edit Reply Glad to see that HONOR still has exsists sometimes. Regardless of the type of "forum", a true gentleman (or gentleperson) that offers an item for sale, then gets a legitimate "sold" responce WILL honor it. Integrity IS important. Robert Russell Grey/Blue int 1990 Convertible Blk/Blk lthr '90 SeVille Grey/Grey lthr '90 Eldorado Biarritz<span style="font-weight: bold">Joe: What else could I say about someone who's owned four Hyundais -- and whose spelling is worse than mine?</span> [color:\\"blue\\"]<span style="font-weight: bold">ALF1</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Karlton: <span style="font-weight: bold">My Lunk!</span> <span style="font-style: italic">(our deity on Melmac)</span> Are you telling me I've been living with Joe Lieberman all these years? I knew that whiny voice sounded familiar.ALF1 (accept not substitutes)P.S. Welcome to the Forum. Mostly good Earthlings here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 ROFLOL! Like most good forums people have, well should I say strong opinions. Are you sure Alf1 and Joereatta are not married?Joereatta and Alf1 take a chill pill, sit back adjust the little umbrella take a big gulp and enjoy. Alf1 yes you have been living with Joe Liebermann all this time! <VBG> PLEASE send him to your home planet for a few decades or until he gets over his ilness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joereatta Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Not sure what your response had to do with integrity.Is there integrity in acting like a spoiled child when it was pointed out that a better price could be had for the vert? Integrity in putting others down to make yourself feel better? If so, then you are the one with the MOST integrity on this forum. Congrats-You win! joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Dear Joe:The convertible sale is old news; nearly 1100 people viewed the thread. A few were pro, a few were con; most yawned and went on with their lives. Why, Joe, are you continuing to beat this dead horse? This current thread is about the return of ALF, and is no threat to you. If you read the posts, it's just a warm'n'fuzzy bit of fluff, with absolutely no reference to anything in the past. Please don't be mean-spirited; why are you bringing up something that's long since dead and in the ground? At this point, I don't even have the heart to be sarcastic. Please, Joe, just go away. No one is pissing on your parade; what pleasure are you taking from this? Re-read the posts; is there anything other than gentle kidding? Jerry Sellers P.S. < [color:\\"white\\"]Regulars, am I missing something here? Why did this person have to crash into a kinder, gentler thread with his vitrol? I no longer have the stomach to tell this jerk to go f=== himself, or that if he were within reach, I'd crush his jaw, nose and both cheekbones...with a smile on my face.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadster90 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Alf,Come on Fluff, some of us would like to see you post the vintage cover shot of Marilyn. We know greed isn't a Melmacian trait, so please share...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 The city of brotherly love has nothing for you ALF your not HUMAN! Adults fighting over a deal posted by an other ADULT who chose his selling price despite the fact he knew it was below market price. I have a way of settling this once and for all SEND me the Reatta for $3000.00 I will donate $500.00 each to ANY CHARITY YOU TWO decide on! ($1,000.00 total)I get a Reatta Vert for 4K you two get to avoide a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas! Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Nic, I would if I could. But remember, she was a redheaded kid then, stretched out on red velvet. JJ tells me he was a young Marine when he bought the first issue of Playboy, just out of combat training and on his way to Korea. It was the first time a magazine actually had...uh...nipples showing. Very heady stuff; the magazine accompanied JJ overseas and provided many late-night...uh...fantasies in a lonely, far-off land. You Earthlings...!ALF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Karlton, you sly dog:Love your phrase, "send me the..." which JJ interprets as "you pay for the shipping." Keep in mind it's costing JJ $960 to have the car shipped from Minnesota to California. If you want to renew your offer, modifying it to "$3960 plus $500 to charity for each of you," then we can talk about your taking delivery here in California. Until then, it's just a case of "talk is cheap" and/or "put up or shut up."Luv ya, guy!ALF P.S. <[color:\\"white\\"] Regulars: What's with these people? They just won't give up. Are they envious, or just demented? Can't they let go?> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 ALF do Korean cats taste like Hyundai's or [color:\\"red\\"] Chickens? If so have you had more then 4 or 5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 BUSTED by a FUZZ BALL with tabby on his breath <VBG>But if I fly out no SHIPPING cost! SO there Na Na Na Na Na (TEASING VOICE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Sorry, Karlton, I've learned English since I've been here on Earth -- but I still don't understand Idiocy.ALF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Alf your built too low the fast ones go right over your head. <V V V V V V VBG>No joke if the Reatta is such a sticking point to harmony on the conference I will be happy to make a donation and give a Reatta a new home in California.Or Joe I can make a donation to TOYS for TOTS if you give it a rest PLEASE!!!In other words we are hear to learn and have some fun and talk cars not hate. ALF U Da FIR BALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 WHOOPS your in ORANGE COUNTY ALF? Has the car been shipped? Correct if it has already been shipped I would have to step up to the plate as it were on shipping cost. If you had not guessed, this is with a MASSIVE GRAIN of SALT! (but if he falls for it hehehehehehehe)My goal is to have fun here learning about Reatta, get a Reatta then have more fun here fixing my Reatta. If it was only Ber. / Tan <VBG> When the word, "integrity" comes into play I have YET to meet a MARINE who served I would not trust with my very life or my childrens lifes. We already have many times let JJ know that ALF! (as if he did not know already) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idle Swede Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 What the heck is this guy talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Who ME? I just want the GREAT $3000.00 Vet Fight to be over. A not so great American once said, "Can't we all just get along" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Y'know, you Earthlings are okay. At first, all that skin with no fur gave me the creeps. But as the years here have passed, and I've seen JJ's fur disappear from the top of his head, it's become more palatable. But why when it leaves the top of his head does it start growing in his ears and nose? I'll never understand you Earthlings. ALF1 (accept no substitutes!)P.S. Karlton, have you ever had feline fondue? Ummm, delicious with gorgonzola and chianti. P.P.S. Idle Swede, back to your shuffleboard court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDBSO Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Belated welcome back to you JJ.Yup no mistaking it, JJ is back. JJ what part of the Reatta Forum and helping other Reatta owners with Reatta related problems don't you understand? I would suggest that since back 90% of your posts have been colorful and sadly off topic . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reatta_Cruzin Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Well said Mr. Sellers! Nevermind JoeBlowReatta, I think he just likes to pour the salt on the open wounds. with his last post, he kinda puts me in mind of the "freon Guy". Who knows? huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Alf no CAT fondue but I THINK I ate DOG onec does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joereatta Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 First off, I had no interest in the $3000 vert. I was not one of those that responded to that post.What irked me was jj's response to those who did respond- his put down of those responders because he thought he might not get the car when others started offering higher bids. What ticked me off was his response to edbso when he had the audacity to express his opinion regarding the apparently low price. His mighty stand for integrity by withdrawing immediately from the forum(only to return as anonymous and now, alf) How he erased his postings. So now, all is forgiven but not necessarily forgotten. No, I had no interest in the convertible. Yes, I have a Hyundai and have had 3 before this one each retired after over 125k with never having seen the inside of the dealership(i.e. no major/minor repairs). And yes, like it or not I have my opinion regarding jj's behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Okay you have your ideas, your opinions your thoughts and had the only 4 hyundais that did not rust in the dealership.Now please get off ALFs......... Arse and get back to constructive or fun posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 EDBSO, I'd like to chat with you off-Forum. Most of us openly post our e-mail addresses, but I see you haven't. I'm [color:\\"blue\\"]jsell26965@aol.com, and would like to hear from you.Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reatta1 Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Came back from several days out of town and found this. LOVE it. If you want to check out some other pokes and prods take a look at the '1947 Roadmaster' thread in the AACA general forum. The back and forth with Pete Hartman is interesting to say the least.And welcome back and looking good, Alf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDBSO Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 JJ;Just do what the other forum members do and "Send a Private Message." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDBSO Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 <span style="font-style: italic"> <span style="font-weight: bold">J[color:\\"pink\\"]J;Your silence is thu[color:\\"red\\"]ndering! Says a lot. You ask for an op[color:\\"green\\"]portunity to talk. When reminded that you have had that opportunity all along and you still don't take advantage of it. Go figure.Don't even thin[color:\\"blue\\"]k of it now. I have been doing some crystal ball reading and I foresee that I will be out "scouting garage sales, where he can te[color:\\"purple\\"]ll sellers that their stuff is under/overpriced" when you try.You and Alf shou[color:\\"brown\\"]ld take your posts to the comedy network, not the Reatta Forum. Mylast 2cts 4 U </span> </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF1 Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 ANYONE UNDERSTAND WHAT HE JUST SAID?EDBSO: Was that your final, final, final two farthings? Promise? Love ya, baby.ALF1 P.S. Your multi-color postings remind me of the old Burt Reynolds movie, wherein he said, "It looks like Walt Disney just threw up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joereatta Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Yea,that what you're full of . . .isn't integrity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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