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A fun collection of "Is that really the asking price?"


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Here's how to sell a car on Ebay:

Ebay Eldo

Step 1: Doctor photos with Photoshop.

Step 2: Prohibit personal inspection of vehicle. <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Step 3: Hide your feedback from bidders.

Step 4: Deny responsibility for "misinterpretation" of description.

Step 5: Claim vehicle is in #1 condition and is worth $23,000.

Step 6: Make it a private auction so nobody can see you bidding on your own auction.

Step 7: Threaten non-payers with prosecution, for when they run away after actually seeing this car.

Take a look at the photos--the car has obviously been hit. None of the body panel lines on the front end match up, especially the grille. I had a '76 Eldo convertible, and that's a sure sign of frame damage.

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Guest 31tudor

Except for the Elvis script on the doors, I'd swear that car (especially the interior) would be more fitting to Liberace!!!

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Taillight

Not really a car, but check the description:

<span style="font-style: italic">...one nice taillight housing...</span>

EXCEPT:

There's a crack in the chrome housing and a piece is missing from the housing. The lens is broken, but other than that it's fine to use on a driver.

Huh? I got a <span style="font-style: italic">pair</span> of housings with intact lenses for about what this guy is asking.

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