Twitch Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Microsoft Corporation One Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052-6399 Tel 425 882 8080 Fax 425 936 7329 http://www.microsoft.com For Immediate Release Dear Microsoft Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Texas. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands. The TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on the Alamo. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, "Duct tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION: Cancel - stopdat Reset - try'er agin Yes - yep No - nope Find - hunt fer it Go to - over yonder Back - back yonder Help - hep me out here Stop - kwitit Start - crank'er up Settings - settins Programs - stuff at duz stuff Documents - stuff ah done did Also note that the TEXAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS XP: Tiperiter - word processing program Colerin' Book - graphics program Cyferin' mersheen - calculator Outhouse paper - notepad Inner-net - MS Internet Explorer Pitchers - graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the TEXAS EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps all ya'll! Billy Bob Gates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Speedster Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Yep, we Texans have a Fun Language. <img src="http://forums.aaca.org/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> No waisted Spit Here. <img src="http://forums.aaca.org/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCraigH Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Microsoft announces official name of its next-generation Windows client operating system:VISTAAcronym for:VirusesInfectionsSpywareTrojansAdware<img src="http://forums.aaca.org/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://forums.aaca.org/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://forums.aaca.org/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55PackardGuy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 'At's purdy funny. Don't Mess Wit Texas Winders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Speedster Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 But the thing is, Very few Texans really talk that way. <img src="http://forums.aaca.org/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />Now, In Oklahoma, That's a different Story. <img src="http://forums.aaca.org/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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