Guest EDBS0 Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a really bad hailstorm. The hail is as big as tennis balls, and she ends up with her car covered with large dents. <P>So the next day she takes her car to the repair shop. The shop owner, seeing she is blonde, decides to have a little fun. He tells her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe, really hard, and all the dents will just pop out.<BR>> > > > ><BR>The blonde drives home, gets out of the car, gets down on her hands and knees and starts blowing into the tail pipe. Nothing happened. So she blows a little harder, and still nothing happens.<BR>> > > > ><BR>Meanwhile, her roommate, also a blonde, comes home and asks, "What in the world are you doing?" The blonde car owner tells her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the hail dents to pop out.<BR>> > > > ><BR>Her blonde roommate rolls her eyes and says, "Hell-OOOO !?!? Don't you think you should roll up the windows first?"<P>Do not try with a convertible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 So are blondes easily distracted by shiny objects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDBS0 Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Yes I easily distract blonds, brunets, red heads and raven haired sylphs. Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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