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FORD = Found On Road Dead (or...) - got any others?


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My 12 year old attempted to tell me about Fix It Again Tony (<span style="font-weight: bold">FIAT</span>) (which she heard on a recent "King of the Hill" episode) which got me telling her about...

Fix Or Repair Daily (and the above for <span style="font-weight: bold">FORD</span>) and

Might Go (for <span style="font-weight: bold">MG</span>) so I thought it might be fun to see what other word streams folks here might have using the car name as an acronym. Any others?

Have at it.

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AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer

BMW - Big Man Wannabee

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE - Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

EDSEL - Every Day Something Else Leaks

HONDA - Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust

OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC - Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW - Virtually Worthless

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A few other good ones:

ASTON MARTIN:

A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly

CADILLAC:

Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. Nuff said?

CHRYSLER:

Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement.

Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

GMC:

Greatest Made Chevy

HYUNDAI:

Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside

JAGUAR:

Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

KIA:

Kick It Again

Keep It Away

Kill It Anyway

Kills Innocent Americans

NISSAN:

Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

OLDSMOBILE:

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie

SAAB:

Still Ain't A Beamer

Slow As A Buick!

(That last one isn't mine, so don't blame me! tongue.gif)

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These are great . We have a car show on Saturday, and it will be fun to poke at non-buick guys with these. I have a friend with a Studebaker (don't hold it against me). Is there one for Studebaker? I have to slam him also. Thanks,

JL59

Montana

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Here's my favorite:

CHEVROLET

Can't Have Enough Volunteers, Rope, Or Load Enough Tools.

GM

Gods Mistake.

Ford

First on Race Day

MOPAR

Muscle, Over Powered, Approaching Rapidly

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FORD

Fancy Oil Recycling Device

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

FORD backwards = Driver Returns On Foot

HYUNDAI

Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

JEEP

Just Empty Every Pocket

Just Eats Every Penny

MOPAR

Moments Of Power Are Rare

Match Old Parts As Required

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Totally Overcharges You On Their Accessories

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