Gene Brink Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 My 12 year old attempted to tell me about Fix It Again Tony (<span style="font-weight: bold">FIAT</span>) (which she heard on a recent "King of the Hill" episode) which got me telling her about...Fix Or Repair Daily (and the above for <span style="font-weight: bold">FORD</span>) andMight Go (for <span style="font-weight: bold">MG</span>) so I thought it might be fun to see what other word streams folks here might have using the car name as an acronym. Any others?Have at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest invicta592 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car KillerBMW - Big Man WannabeeCHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips DODGE - Dead On Day Guarantee ExpiresEDSEL - Every Day Something Else LeaksHONDA - Hallmark Of Non-Descript AutomobilesHYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And RustOLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover EquipmentPONTIAC - Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A CadillacPORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having EverythingTOYOTA - The One You Ought To AvoidVOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular ObjectVW - Virtually Worthless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave@Moon Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 A few other good ones:ASTON MARTIN: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing NeedlesslyCADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. Nuff said?CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement. Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine RepairGMC: Greatest Made Chevy HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere InsideJAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair ShopKIA: Kick It Again Keep It Away Kill It Anyway Kills Innocent Americans NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon NowOLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late EverydayOld Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake ErieSAAB: Still Ain't A BeamerSlow As A Buick!(That last one isn't mine, so don't blame me! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Hansen Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Got another one for MOPAR: Made Of Parts Already Rusted.Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JL59 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 These are great . We have a car show on Saturday, and it will be fun to poke at non-buick guys with these. I have a friend with a Studebaker (don't hold it against me). Is there one for Studebaker? I have to slam him also. Thanks,JL59Montana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AlK Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Here's my favorite:CHEVROLETCan't Have Enough Volunteers, Rope, Or Load Enough Tools.GMGods Mistake.FordFirst on Race DayMOPARMuscle, Over Powered, Approaching Rapidly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GS70Stage1 Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 add my favorite that Vega in Spanish means "won't go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_buick5563 Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Uh,That would be Nova. (no va)Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Badger Guy Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Did you know that 98% of Ford trucks sold are still on the road? The other 2% made it home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reatta Man Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 FORDFancy Oil Recycling DeviceFast Only Rolling DownhillFORD backwards = Driver Returns On Foot HYUNDAIHere's Y U Never Drive An ImportJEEP Just Empty Every PocketJust Eats Every PennyMOPARMoments Of Power Are RareMatch Old Parts As RequiredTOYOTAToo Often Yankees Overprice This AutoTotally Overcharges You On Their Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chrome Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 FORD LTDFound on road dying... left to die It is really curious how few these are from Cadillac, maybe those are good cars (yes I like Caddies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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