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R W Burgess Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Tell Ron Green that the new 2003 Amplicar is available now. Wait a minute, you sure that's now a hovercraft? <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphicar BUYER Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />A little to the left please..... <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> I hope that wasn't Ron's wife! <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leadfoot Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Would you be smiling if this was your car? I don't think it's her car - but I bet she knows who did this deed! <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyDale Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Dear Tommy 1927,I would have liked to see the recover operation.diz <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadsterRich Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Maybe she was the driver... Maybe she's smiling because the guy on the other side of that broken window is her ex (or soon to be) and it's his boat and his car <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyking Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Looks like a great way to rotate the tires! <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex98thdrill Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 That doesn't look like the most environmentally safe way to raise your car up to change the oil. If I remember right, Eagle makes a pretty decent lift, and a fair price, but it requires having a floor to fasten the lift to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadsterRich Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 I can hear the accident report now...From the car drivers perspective...1) This boat came out of no where, I didn't have time to swerve to miss it.2) It said "Boat Loading Ramp", I wanted to load the car on the boat...3) It was foggy, I thought it was the Long Island ferry.4) The sign said "Parking this way"5) It's not my fault, I had to gun it to get over those funny white speed bumps that all the other cars were stuck at.6) My husband is going to kill me, that's the third window I've driven through this week.From the boat owners perspective...1) I was just minding my own business when out of nowhere this car fell out of the sky...2) I was docking my boat when this car came out of no where, I tried to swerve but it was too late.3) What do you mean I'm not covered for acts of Domestic Goddess?4) I skillfully maneuvered my boat in to the path of the car to save the passengers from drowning.5) This is the third time someones broken my window this week.6) I knew I shouldn't have put that "Irish Parking Only" sign on the side of the boat.Hey it's early... I didn't sleep much last night, I'm tired... and on a good day my humor is questionable...RichPS: The humor (or lack thereof) presented here was in no way meant to be politically correct or socially acceptable or even in good taste, it however is meant in jest and not intended to offend anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R W Burgess Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 RoadsterRich! You literary wit is wasted on idiots like myself and some of my friends(names withheld to protect their embarrassment)! <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Green Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Wayne, I would hope that if this was a 2003 Amphicar it would look a little different than the rest of the jellybean cars on the road. Can you imagine stepping out of this car after the wreck not sure of what happened and splashing into the water!Amphicar, That is where my wife would be standing on the shore watching me make a *ss out of myself. She is not a swimmer and somewhat nervous riding in the Amphicar the few times we had it out. In fact as she watches me restore it she has made hints on not going out to much this summer except the big Celina convention. Maybe she doesn't trust my mechanical skills? Now where did that water seal go and do you really think it needs installed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Rich ~ This forum could use a little politically and socially incorrect humor from time to time <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> However this is often objected to by the anally retentive. <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />For whatever it's worth, I liked it. But as usual that is just my politically incorrect opinion. <img src="http://www.aaca.org/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex98thdrill Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Hey Rich, another one to ponder....."I was told that you couldn't buy a houseboat with an attached garage, so I decided to make my own but missed the driveway" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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