Life in general

[Crusty Trucker]

Some of these "have some affinity to the hobby."  or the hobbyist (per the forum rules)    Enjoy!

 

 

 

INSIGHTS

 

 

Gives you something to really think about.  So many of these are really true!

 

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to
keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless,

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with
flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.

Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at 60 than at age 6.

"The starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000."
"Great, I'll start later."

Trust science. Studies show that if your parents didn't have children
there's a high probability you won't either.

If you're not called crazy when you start something new, then you're
not thinking big enough.

Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupe melons, and no one
asks - "What the Hell is wrong with you?"

"I'm 85 and my body is full of aches and pains."
"Well, I'm 85 and I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really?"
"Yep, no teeth, no hair, and I just wet my pants."

When the pool re-opens, due to social distancing rules, there will be
no water in lanes 1, 3, and 5.

Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a
parked car accidentally, just write, "Sorry" on the back and leave it
on the windshield.

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children
just like the bottle says.

Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, "Close enough."

Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate one either.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere.

If you see me talking to myself just move along. I'm self-employed.
We're having a meeting.

"Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo".

I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine.
I'm ageing like milk. Getting sour and chunky.

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech
support guy is asleep. She's 5 and it's past her bedtime.

Today's 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite
apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.

Tip for a successful marriage: Don't ask your wife when dinner will be
ready while she's mowing the lawn.  (This actually happened to me a few times.)

Sooo, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?