OLD CAR JOKES NEEDED!

[hook]

"If you can't afford a Dodge, dodge a Ford"

[rkldesign]

On 8/14/2021 at 7:15 PM, Hemi Joel said:

The event was today, it went wonderfully. I used a lot of your jokes, and modified them to fit as needed. Thanks very much for all of your help! I drove my Maytag to the event and wore my old timey looking suit. It was a lot of fun. The event is the New London to New Brighton old car run, which is a tribute to the London to Brighton run except it is here in Minnesota.

That is one nice wash-tub, dos it have a rinse cycle?

[2carb40]

The kid was kinda nervous when Dad asked "How's the car running?" The kid answered,"Not too well, I think it's got water in the carb" Dad, "Where is it?" kid, "Out back, in the pool!"

[Paul Dobbin]

On 9/2/2021 at 1:13 AM, rkldesign said:

That is one nice wash-tub, dos it have a rinse cycle?

 

       Ok, now that you are a comedian, lets here your whole act.

On 9/2/2021 at 1:13 AM, rkldesign said:

That is one nice wash-tub, dos it have a rinse cycle?

 

On 9/2/2021 at 1:13 AM, rkldesign said:

That is one nice wash-tub, dos it have a rinse cycle?

 

[JACK M]

That first post was a ringer for the last post.

[Max4Me]

Honey! said the wife. I have good news and bad news about the new car. "Uh oh. What's the good news?" said hubby. "The airbags work," she said.

[JD in CA]

My wife likes to fool around in the backseat… She wants me to drive!  - Dangerfield

 

people are always saying about a car she’s a beauty. They never say he is a beauty. Do you know why? Because women and cars are very much the same… How many times on a cold morning when you really needed it won’t turn over… - Dangerfield