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Captain Harley, first, thank you for your service! I already have one I did for a friend. Feel free to use it. I'd prefer you not widespread distribute them (but I can't really stop you :^) ) If you need, I also made them for Air Force and Navy but they say "I served" because other than the APs or SPs I don't know many that carried (if that's what they want to call it.).

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Padgett,

I don't like to be presumptive, but if you were asking about a USAF bumper sticker, I do have one for the AF. It does say "I served" instead of "I carried" but that is easily changed. Just say the word. Thank you for your service!

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That is a good bumper sticker. I served in the Navy during Nam and spent time in the gulf of Tonkin. I'd like to see those stickers on every Vets vehicles. Then Maybe people would realize how many Veterans have served and are serving to keep this country free. 

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Fossil,

Thank you for your service, and I agree with you. Thanks to those with the positive feedback. However, I only wanted to post my bumper sticker and did not intend to turn this into  political discussion. Back to bumper stickers anyone?

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A bit of a "Honk if You Love Jesus" joke.

 

A God fearing, Jesus loving, motorist with a "Honk if You Love Jesus" bumper sticker on her car is stalled at a green light with an impatient and in a hurry athiest behind her.....  madly honking his horn.   

 

Is the definition of ?

.....unintended consequences?   Irony?   A lesson?  Subliminal message?  

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Thank you but for the USAF, "We carried" would be appropriate: napalm, various anti-foliants, HE, 50 cal, 20mm.. To fire the 30mm a warthog had to go to max PLA first. Had a bit of recoil.

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On the topic of bumper stickers, I saw these a few days ago. While not funny, they do make a person think:

 

The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

 

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it.

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One of my great uncles often used the pig wrestling quote. I first remember him saying it in the 60s so it's been around. 

 

Except he said it like this:

 

"Don't never try to wrassle no harg. You git kivvered in shert and the harg enjers it!"

 

Translation from old Southern man-ese: Don't ever try to wrestle a hog. You get covered in s**t and the hog enjoys it.

 

I found that advice useful in my working life. Seems there was always a harg that wanted to wrestle and cover you in it...

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Jeepers have some good ones. My favorite is the one that says "if you can read this flip me over". 

 

Stick families. Mmph. Those are on the back of every minivan and SUV around here.

 

Teenage boys plaster the back windows of their squatted trucks with: Superman logos, YETI cooler stickers, and their full range of social media hashtags. Some especially self-absorbed ones have their family name full-width across the window.

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7 hours ago, JFranklin said:

That one will work until the car is junked!

Maybe one for the vertical stabilizer on Air force One.

Out of 331 million....  is this the best we could find?

 

Non-partisan comment.   I have no right to comment given my Country's "leadership".  Oxy"moron".

 

Now we return to regular "programming".     Levity and humor.

 

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10 hours ago, rocketraider said:

 Some especially self-absorbed ones have their family name full-width across the window.

You why they do that right?

That way they can find their vehicle back at Walmart 🤣

 

This bumper sticker made me laugh:

If you ride my @$$, I'd like to get my hair pulled

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Being as I go to Walmart only as a last resort, never noticed them being up there!

 

People ridicule Dollar Generals because the things pop up everywhere (there are 5 within ten miles of me) but if it keeps me from having to go to Walmart they can build all they want!😃

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11 hours ago, JFranklin said:

That one will work until the car is junked!

What's scary is it will probably work no matter who's occupying the office thruout the near future. 

 

I bought a t-shirt last summer that said "my governor is an idiot". Given the caliber of individuals seeking the office odds are good the shirt will be useful for a long, long time. 

 

Hey, I like clothes that last...

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More on pigs:

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

 

...and to put things in perspective for any working person:

 

I'm not allowed the run the train, the whistle I can't blow.

I'm not allowed to say how far the  train's allowed to go.

I'm not allowed to blow off steam, nor even clang the bell.

But let the damn thing jump the track and see who catches hell!

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31 minutes ago, padgett said:

My favorite: "Anyone who wants to be a politician shouldn't."

My mom wanted me to be a politician, or at least she said I should be one. But now that I'm older I'm thinking it was because she thought I liked to argue too much!

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