mobileparts 294 Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) 7) Hang Up and Drive..... 6) Honk if you like peace and quiet..... 5) Keep honking while I reload..... 4) There's too much blood in my alcohol system...... 3) Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips..... 2) Friends help you move, Real friends help you move bodies..... 1) GOD Must Love IDIOTS, HE made so many of them..... Edited December 3, 2020 by mobileparts (see edit history) 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites
61polara 471 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 From the late 70s that I saw at a stoplight. NOTHING COULD BE FINER THAN TO WAKE UP WITH A SHRINER Link to post Share on other sites
padgett 2,436 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 2020 is best in hindsight. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
George Cole 1,087 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 I need to head home before this last beer gets into my bloodstream. Link to post Share on other sites
hwellens 224 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 From the electrical union: "Let us remove your shorts" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Fleek 196 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Seen on the back of a black Jeep wrangler "I AM THE BLACK JEEP OF THE FAMILY' 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
28 Chrysler 601 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 One on a very dirty car placed on a freshly wiped spot : "It doesn't matter how you pick your nose it is where you put the buggers" Link to post Share on other sites
TerryB 3,154 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Driver carries no cash, wife and kids have it all. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketraider 812 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 45 years ago my mama's car had "My kid and my money go to Vajenya Tech!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
edinmass 13,541 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Angelfish said: Have you hugged your assault rifle lately? Which one? And of course, I’m very fond of my 50 Caliber reach out and touch someone rifle.......😀 If you think my cars are cool........stop by and visit the arsenal. 😎 Edited December 28, 2020 by edinmass (see edit history) 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Grimy 1,823 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 46 minutes ago, edinmass said: And of course, I’m very fond of my 50 Caliber reach out and touch someone rifle.......😀 Ed, if you had Seen the Elephant and what a 50 round does to its recipient, you might not be talking so big.....NOT like a video game.... Link to post Share on other sites
edinmass 13,541 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 (edited) On 12/28/2020 at 12:57 PM, Grimy said: Ed, if you had Seen the Elephant and what a 50 round does to its recipient, you might not be talking so big.....NOT like a video game.... NO.....NOT A VIDEO GAME.......but neither was the time people decided to try and hold me up in my Liquor Store. Neither of which ended well.........for them. As for the Elephant......I have not seen it, nor do I desire to..........back to cars. Edited January 7 by edinmass (see edit history) 3 Link to post Share on other sites
George Cole 1,087 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Not a bumper sticker, but close. 1 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites
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AURktman 209 Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 I don’t have a photo of it, but I saw a mid 80’s Cadillac (this was in 92 or 93) with an elderly couple. You know the type, you look through the windshield and see nothing but two tufts of gray hair sticking up and a set of knuckles on the steering wheel. They had a bumper sticker that said, “These Golden Years suck”. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Grimy 1,823 Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 3 hours ago, AURktman said: You know the type, you look through the windshield and see nothing but two tufts of gray hair sticking up and a set of knuckles on the steering wheel. In Florida -- @padgett can confirm, these are known as Q-tips...... 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Wetherbee 719 Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 On 12/28/2020 at 6:35 AM, Angelfish said: Have you hugged your assault rifle lately? Leaving a re-enactment once I saw “This ain’t your church’s cannon” on a trailer towing (you guessed it) a cannon... Yes, I know they are spelled differently, but it was funny at the same time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
PFitz 835 Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Seen while stuck in rush hour traffic...... "Save gas, ride a horse" I think it would have more meaning if it was on the rump of a horse. 😁 Paul 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Buick35 268 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 On 12/16/2020 at 2:00 PM, 28 Chrysler said: One on a very dirty car placed on a freshly wiped spot : "It doesn't matter how you pick your nose it is where you put the buggers" I was behind a guy I worked with while driving home and I noticed him picking his nose and putting the buggers on his sunvisor.I guess he was trying them out? Link to post Share on other sites
60FlatTop 6,494 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Two from the collection. And Willys Tech used my '56 truck because the angle could have been a wagon too. Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 I visited Van Bortel's in Palmyra many times back in the day. He was the biggest Corvette dealer in the East and also had a Rolls Royce dealership. He was a dealer for many brands over the years. I forget now what his nick name was but implied he might be a little slick in his dealings. A friend I went to High School with in NW Ohio flew in to Rochester NY to buy a new Corvette from him because he could get the color and options he wanted right off the lot and drive it home instead of waiting for months for one special ordered from a local dealer. Went by one day and instead of hundreds of cars at his dealership it was empty and locked up. The story I heard was he was playing loose with the GM financing, carrying loans on a bunch of cars that were already sold. GM apparently pulled in with a fleet of car carriers and loaded everything up. Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Schramm 3,349 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 On 1/9/2021 at 9:12 PM, Jim Bollman said: Went by one day and instead of hundreds of cars at his dealership it was empty and locked up. The story I heard was he was playing loose with the GM financing, carrying loans on a bunch of cars that were already sold. GM apparently pulled in with a fleet of car carriers and loaded everything up. Called "out of trust" in the business, at least used to be called that. Link to post Share on other sites
huptoy 67 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 For all those divorced. Ex wife for sale, take over payments. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Roth 2,924 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH HE'S MARRIED 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Morgansdad 302 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 7 hours ago, huptoy said: For all those divorced. Ex wife for sale, take over payments. I'm not falling for that one again ! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
keithb7 1,330 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Left side of bumper sticker read “Passing Side”. Right side read “Suicide”. Another one I saw, left read “El Paso”. The right side “El Crasho”. Link to post Share on other sites
TAKerry 911 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 In the Norfolk VA area I saw a bumper sticker 'There are 2 kinds of ships, Submarines and targets!' 1 Link to post Share on other sites
OHMJR 5 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I read one the other day waiting in line to top my tank, it said "My driving scares me too"! Ummm, I shifted into reverse and backed off 10. Guess it was a RED FLAG warning...and appreciated. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Roth 2,924 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 My former Citroen 2-CV had a bumper sticker4 which noted: "I THINK YOUR CAR LOOKS FUNNY TOO !" 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Dobbin 1,106 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Our 1966 VW Bug has a sticker that says "Genuine VW Oil Dripper" and one in german that translates to "When I grow up, I want to be a Cadillac". HPOF judge said they were not original. His hair piece wasn't either. 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
1937McBuick 77 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Not a bumper sticker, but thinking about getting personalized license plate that reads: NEVRAGN. NVR AGN and NVR-AGN were already taken in my Province. You might be able to surmise how I feel about this restoration project. Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Dobbin 1,106 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 (edited) 2 hours ago, 1937McBuick said: Not a bumper sticker, but thinking about getting personalized license plate that reads: NEVRAGN. NVR AGN and NVR-AGN were already taken in my Province. You might be able to surmise how I feel about this restoration project. Second thoughts are sometimes expressed on license plates. In our town there is a little red Smart car that had a plate that said "Our Smart". On renewal they changed it to "Not Smart". Edited February 17 by Paul Dobbin (see edit history) Link to post Share on other sites
padgett 2,436 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 I always liked the 911 that had a plate that read WHATAVW. Link to post Share on other sites
zipdang 441 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 State Route 23 in my area is horrible between Columbus, Ohio and Delaware, Ohio. I followed a car down it the other day whose license plate read: IH8 RT23. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Max4Me 66 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 State hwy 91 in southern California is well-known as a five lane parking lot every morning and evening. I saw a guy's license plate that read "THEFN91." Can't believe the Dpt of Motor Vehicles let that one by. Link to post Share on other sites
Max4Me 66 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I don't accept needless gun violence, but neither do I accept misguided anti second amendment people. Couldn't find a bumper sticker to adequately express my feeling so I made one of my own. 9 Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Roth 2,924 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 At the time our son was first earning hid permit, his friend Paul had a bumper sticker saying: "IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW I DRIVE- STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK" Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Roth 2,924 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 BACK IN THE 1950s, DELIVERY PANEL TRUCK FOR A DRAPE AND VENETIAN BLIND SHOP IN ELIZABETH, NJ: BLIND MAN DRIVING 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Harley 73 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 On 2/18/2021 at 1:12 AM, Max4Me said: I don't accept needless gun violence, but neither do I accept misguided anti second amendment people. Couldn't find a bumper sticker to adequately express my feeling so I made one of my own. Sir, this has got to be the best pro-second amendment statement I have ever seen! If you do not mine I may use it to make up a bumper sticker for me. Instead of the Marine insignia I would use a US Army one. Capt. Harley😉 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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