Marty Roth 2,971 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Jim Bollman said: A Real Clean Racer If performance isn't really dependable, it could be running "HOT and COLD". Link to post Share on other sites
JFranklin 594 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 I never saw that one at the strip I worked at! Link to post Share on other sites
Max4Me 75 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 The boss came up to the new salesman at the end of his first day and asked how things had gone. “Great,” said the new kid. “I sold about $110,000 worth of stuff today.” Amazed the boss asked how. “Well,” said the newbie, “first I sold him one of those new lures, and of course I sold him new line to go with it. I then said he’d probably need a new reel to go with it, and he should probably get a new pole, too. Which he did. Then I talked him into a new boat and trailer, and of course he’d need a new truck to haul it. All total about $110,000.” “That’s amazing,” said the boss, “all because he needed a new fishing lure.” “Oh, no,” said the kid. “When he came in he said his wife sent him for a box of Tampax. I told him, ‘Oh, buddy. You’re weekend is shot. You might as well just go fishing!’” 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Kingsley 594 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 I probably would not have lasted 37 minutes. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
wayne sheldon 1,448 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 6 hours ago, Billy Kingsley said: I wonder how many people here will remember that?! Not one of my top ten favorite genres of music, but somehow, that hit me instantly. Thank you Billy K ! I always seem to enjoy your contributions here. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 789 Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 Secure your load. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
bdc 326 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 2 hours ago, Jim Bollman said: Secure your load. Must be a millennial. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ArticiferTom 287 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 OR CALIFUNNY DOT reg.! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 789 Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 I can identify with this one. Had a huge snow storm while I was in college that closed the whole area down for several days. I spent the better part of a day digging out my 1962 Metropolitan and drove it to a different parking lot while they cleared the one where I was suppose to park. A group of "Friends" that recognized my car and that I was in their parking lot, picked it up and sat it on a pile of snow so the wheels were a foot or so off the ground. I didn't have the energy to dig it out again and begged till they lifted it off. Link to post Share on other sites
SC38DLS 2,045 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 I was the guy that got a few other pledges to help me carry the pledge master’s VW up to the front porch of the Sig Ep house at Uof Ill. Then we buried it under the snow we had to shovel. This was the day before Xmas break. It was still there when we came back and the active brothers decided it was time I was kicked out of the house! Got an apartment after that stunt. dave s Link to post Share on other sites
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Max4Me 75 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I sent this meme to my sister in Maine and she (lovingly) called me a bad word. I know it's kind of perversely funny, but everyone was posting their weather pix, so... High of 74 degrees. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Max4Me 75 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 But OTOH, this past summer, and I live in the foothills of the mountains. Link to post Share on other sites
Morgansdad 317 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Just installed a new camshaft in my Corvette. How did I do? https://fb.watch/3SvlIKVYJy/ Link to post Share on other sites
jdome 111 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Morgansdad said: Just installed a new camshaft in my Corvette. How did I do? https://fb.watch/3SvlIKVYJy/ There is a lot of good information to be found on the internet. That's my philosophy : If it doesn't fit - get a bigger hammer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 789 Posted March 1 Author Share Posted March 1 When you need a bigger wrench. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Morgansdad 317 Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 21 hours ago, Jim Bollman said: When you need a bigger wrench. Sorry, but I think this guy is pretty smart ! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
bdc 326 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 5 hours ago, Morgansdad said: Sorry, but I think this guy is pretty smart ! Until you realize it has english thread 😄 1 Link to post Share on other sites
95Cardinal 1,003 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 On 2/22/2021 at 11:17 PM, Max4Me said: My grandchildren (ages 7 & 5) just LOVE watching those cartoons. Link to post Share on other sites
ArticiferTom 287 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 I believe the prior install was to prevent static discharge to the vehicles electronics .😄 Link to post Share on other sites
1937McBuick 83 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 On 2/28/2021 at 6:50 PM, Jim Bollman said: When you need a bigger wrench. Looks like something a mechanical engineer would do. Question is, is there anything wrong(or right) with it? 🤔 Link to post Share on other sites
kgreen 1,883 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 7 hours ago, 1937McBuick said: Looks like something a mechanical engineer would do. Question is, is there anything wrong(or right) with it? 🤔 Those who follow the rules explicitly are likely to get run over by the car traveling the wrong way on a one way street. Link to post Share on other sites
zipdang 449 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 17 hours ago, 1937McBuick said: Looks like something a mechanical engineer would do. Question is, is there anything wrong(or right) with it? 🤔 I would guess that top wrench especially could really fly if it slipped off! Link to post Share on other sites
Morgansdad 317 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, zipdang said: I would guess that top wrench especially could really fly if it slipped off! Couldn't go any farther than the length of the chain ! More likely than not, it would just fall to the side. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc 326 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Gangster said: I had one of those call today. Sir what's the year and make of your vehicle? Me: you call me that my warranty is about to expire, so you tell me. Her: just verifying Me: 1936 Packard Her: you have a newer car? Me: yes a 2087 Ford... She hang up 🤣 3 Link to post Share on other sites
ply33 502 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, bdc said: I had one of those call today. Sir what's the year and make of your vehicle? Me: you call me that my warranty is about to expire, so you tell me. Her: just verifying Me: 1936 Packard Her: you have a newer car? Me: yes a 2087 Ford... She hang up 🤣 How did you get a 2087 model year car delivered to you in or before 2021? Enquiring minds want to know. . . Link to post Share on other sites
bdc 326 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 I guess it had some Delorean in its DNA 😄 Link to post Share on other sites
JACK M 2,417 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Some guy called me yesterday to tell me that I have a problem with my social security and I will most likely be going to jail this afternoon. I replied that he should get a real job, He said I guess I would if I could find one and hung up. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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