Matt Harwood 12,652 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 On 1/25/2021 at 9:39 PM, Gary_Ash said: The Clampetts meet Bernie. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 Probably should post this one on the slow delivery thread. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
George Cole 1,087 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 6 hours ago, Billy Kingsley said: Unless you are sure you can handle the answer, some questions are better left unasked. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Morgansdad 302 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, George Cole said: Unless you are sure you can handle the answer, some questions are better left unasked. Yes, George, some things best left unsaid. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 I'll let others suggest a caption. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
JACK M 2,373 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Kinda handy to have a old oil can rolling around in the trunk. Parking in the creek is helpful as well. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Morgansdad 302 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Just one more little sip ! Link to post Share on other sites
oldcarfudd 755 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 The mail delivery with that contraption was probably more reliable than it has been recently! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Laughing Coyote 1,508 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Okay Lizzy. A little more for you and I get the rest. Link to post Share on other sites
Pilgrim65 944 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 On 1/20/2021 at 2:15 AM, Jim Bollman said: Another good one for a caption. Chitty chitty bang bang on steroids Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted January 31 Author Share Posted January 31 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Roth 2,924 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 4 hours ago, Jim Bollman said: I resemble that comment !! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted February 1 Author Share Posted February 1 A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it just died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "Really, and how often do I have to do that?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
bdc 318 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Wife tells husband there's water in the carburetor. Husband: how do you know? Wife: I just know Husband: you don't even know what a carburetor is or where to find it. Wife: I swear there's water in the carburetor. Husband: ok I'll go check it out, where did you park it? Wife: in the lake... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J.H.Boland 1,347 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 On 1/31/2021 at 12:55 PM, Billy Kingsley said: Wouldn't last long around here. Too many low railway overpasses ! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 Bet you guys can come up with some good captions for this one. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeC5 229 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 And the Thunderbird was conceived.... 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SC38DLS 1,979 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 No the rear seal isn’t leaking but the brake cylinders are shot! Link to post Share on other sites
bdc 318 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 (edited) And this, boys and girls, is how you get a new car in your family. Or is this the equivalent of an extramarital affair in the automobile industry? Edited February 2 by bdc (see edit history) Link to post Share on other sites
JACK M 2,373 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Breed Did I say that ? Link to post Share on other sites
zipdang 441 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Looks like a Disney sequal to "Cars" based on "Romeo and Juliette." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ohjai 8 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 22 hours ago, J.H.Boland said: Wouldn't last long around here. Too many low railway overpasses ! J,H. Boland, was he heading to Michigan, specifically FLUSHING MI 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JACK M 2,373 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 The transport truck is in the next state by now. Link to post Share on other sites
jdome 110 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 On 2/1/2021 at 8:36 PM, Jim Bollman said: Bet you guys can come up with some good captions for this one. GET OFF MY BACK ! ! ! Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Schramm 3,349 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, Jim Bollman said: Obviously they exceeded the 18 ft-lb / 25 N-meters that is specified for my truck. That is not the only one that I have seen. The places that I have had the oil changed at have stripped out three of them. I have had to retapped with new bolts. Idiots. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Roth 2,924 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, Larry Schramm said: Obviously they exceeded the 18 ft-lb / 25 N-meters that is specified for my truck. That is not the only one that I have seen. The places that I have had the oil changed at have stripped out three of them. I have had to retapped with new bolts. Idiots. 5-Minute place stripped three (3) oil pans on our son's Jeep Cherokee Now he changes his Yukon's oil himself (or with my help) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Schramm 3,349 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 6 hours ago, Marty Roth said: Now he changes his Yukon's oil himself (or with my help) I am the same boat. I am going to change the oil in my Wife's Camaro my self from now on. Especially since I can buy synthetic oil from Costco, 10 quarts for about $25.00. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jdome 110 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 You guys are over complicating things. You don't need to use a torque wrench either. You simply tighten the bolt down as tight as you can. You know its too tight if you hear a "crack", then back off a quarter turn. I thought everyone knew that. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Roth 2,924 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 (edited) 11 hours ago, jdome said: You guys are over complicating things. You don't need to use a torque wrench either. You simply tighten the bolt down as tight as you can. You know its too tight if you hear a "crack", then back off a quarter turn. I thought everyone knew that. OK - Soooo- You tighten the oil pan drain plug as tight as you can , preferrably with a Breaker-bar, plus a two-foot length of pipe as an extender, until it turns freely, and then, (after replacing the pan), do the same thing next time, but with only a One-Foot Long extender ?? Edited February 5 by Marty Roth typo (see edit history) 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bollman 779 Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
kyliejourney 0 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 1/21/2021 at 1:42 AM, Jim Bollman said: Decked out Ford truck. definitely not the best option for a zombie apocalypse Link to post Share on other sites
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