George Cole Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Cole Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just rolled her car...first task is to comb her hair for the photo op. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Cole Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 (edited) I'm sorry I was driving so close in front of you. Edited December 31, 2020 by George Cole (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Cole Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Cole Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bollman Posted January 1 Author Share Posted January 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Walling Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 16 hours ago, George Cole said: Where are the jack stands! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Cole Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Just now, Roger Walling said: Where are the jack stands! I was thinking the same thing. Poor parenting. The kid'll definitely have a headache if it slips the rest of the way off that jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28 Chrysler Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 16 hours ago, George Cole said: The "Carrot Mobile" drove behind the "Wiener Mobile" just for the Vegans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburnseeker Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Roger Walling said: Where are the jack stands! I thought the same thing but then realized you already said it, now can't figure out how to delete the reply. Edited January 1 by auburnseeker (see edit history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburnseeker Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 16 hours ago, George Cole said: Then some people wonder why some of us have trucks. Pretty sure there is a law if not several against this scenario. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Dobbin Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdc Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 7 hours ago, 28 Chrysler said: The "Carrot Mobile" drove behind the "Wiener Mobile" just for the Vegans. Looks more like a sugarbeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Gregory Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Two Missouri farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're a queer... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gangster Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 On 12/31/2020 at 6:03 PM, George Cole said: No wonder I can never find a phone booth near a donut shop! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC38DLS Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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padgett Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Same number of times you hear a XK Jag or a stock Pontiac 455 do 7,000. Was a whole movie about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesuschrysler Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Man Owned & Drove Same Car for 82 YEARS we should all be so lucky to keep driving. all of my kids said they will draw straws to see who takes my keys away! happy new year! jc "How Long Have You Owned a Car?" Mr. Allen Swift (Springfield , MA.) received this 1928 Rolls-Royce Picadilly P1 Roadster from his father, brand new - as a graduation gift in 1928. He drove it up until his death last year.....at the age of 102 !!! He was the oldest living owner of a car from new. He donated it to a Springfield museum after his death. It has 170,000 miles on it, still runs like a Swiss watch, dead silent at any speed and is in perfect cosmetic condition. (82 years) That's approximately 2000 miles per year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3macboys Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 I think that my car is mad at me for not giving it enough exercise and is acting out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Roth Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 3 hours ago, 3macboys said: I think that my car is mad at me for not giving it enough exercise and is acting out Hopefully you'll "Dodge" slipping where she Marked her territory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdc Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Dont you think it's time to potty train her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3macboys Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 8 hours ago, bdc said: Dont you think it's time to potty train her? Definitely time to break out the kitty litter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Dobbin Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 On 1/1/2021 at 6:49 PM, SC38DLS said: A friend was caught with his wire wheel covers in the dishwasher, they looked fantastic to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdc Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, 3macboys said: Definitely time to break out the kitty litter Yeah, I don't think they make "depends" large enough...🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gangster Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stretch cab Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 (edited) Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray! Edited January 5 by stretch cab (see edit history) 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bollman Posted January 5 Author Share Posted January 5 Note the proper use of blocks to be safe.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capngrog Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 The mask is certainly socially acceptable; however, the rest of the outfit would not be considered "straight" away or anyway. Cheers, Grog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Harwood Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padgett Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 On a modern car, all you need is to turn your backup lights on. Plenty bright. Even back in the day I just turned my mirror to reflect straight back (works particularly well in a roadster). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcarfudd Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 How do I turn on the backup lights without going into reverse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFranklin Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 (edited) Better yet! Edited January 5 by JFranklin (see edit history) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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