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Just now, Roger Walling said:

 Where are the jack stands!

I was thinking the same thing.  Poor parenting.  The kid'll definitely have a headache if it slips the rest of the way off that jack.

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7 hours ago, 28 Chrysler said:

The "Carrot Mobile" drove behind the "Wiener Mobile" just for the Vegans. 

Looks more like a sugarbeet

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Two Missouri farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

  

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."

  

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:.........Math, English, History, and Logic.

  

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

  

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"


"Yeah."

  

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

  
  

"That's true, I do have a yard."

  

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

  

"Yes, I do have a house."

  

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

  

"Yes, I have a family."

  

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

 

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

  

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

  

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

  

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

  

"No."

  

"Then you're a queer... "

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Same number of times you hear a XK Jag or a stock Pontiac 455 do 7,000. Was a whole movie about that.

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  Man Owned & Drove Same Car for 82 YEARS
we should all be so lucky to keep driving.
all of my kids said they will draw straws to see who takes my keys away!
happy new year!
jc
 
"How Long Have You Owned a Car?"
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Mr. Allen Swift (Springfield , MA.) received this 1928 Rolls-Royce Picadilly P1 Roadster from his father, brand new - as a graduation gift in 1928.
He drove it up until his death last year.....at the age of 102 !!!
He was the oldest living owner of a car from new. 
He donated it to a Springfield museum after his death. It has 170,000 miles on it, still runs like a Swiss watch, dead silent at any speed and is
in perfect cosmetic condition. (82 years)
That's approximately 2000 miles per year.
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3 hours ago, 3macboys said:

I think that my car is mad at me for not giving it enough exercise and is acting out

 

 

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Hopefully you'll "Dodge" slipping where she Marked her territory

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2 hours ago, 3macboys said:

Definitely time to break out the kitty litter

Yeah, I don't think they make "depends" large enough...🤣

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The mask is certainly socially acceptable; however, the rest of the outfit would not be considered "straight" away or anyway.:P

 

Cheers,

Grog

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On a modern car, all you need is to turn your backup lights on. Plenty bright. Even back in the day I just turned my mirror to reflect straight back (works particularly well in a roadster).

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