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Know why a chicken coop only has two doors?

 

 

 

 

 

 

If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Joseph P. Indusi said:

Come on MrEarl you have to do better than this!

Joe, BCA 33493

 ok.....

 

 Two dogs chasin a car, one stops, the other exclaims "What's the matter man?" to which the other exclaims" I'm getting exhausted"

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or...

 

 

I stopped to pick up a hitch hiker, turns out he was just givin me a thumbs up on my Buick 👍

 

 

 

 

 

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I don't think that I've been hallucinating but who knows. I saw two differnt ads on TV for spam a couple of days ago.  Am I alone?

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8 hours ago, RivNut said:

I don't think that I've been hallucinating but who knows. I saw two differnt ads on TV for spam a couple of days ago.  Am I alone?

Yup!  Apocalypse food!

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10 hours ago, RivNut said:

I don't think that I've been hallucinating but who knows. I saw two differnt ads on TV for spam a couple of days ago.  Am I alone?

Yup, saw them also.

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NC-Car-Guy,

 

I always like the ones that say:

 "It ran when I parked it."  Makes me wonder why they parked it.

 "All it needs is a starter."  Then why not spend the $50 for a starter, then you can ask $2,000 more for it.

 "Car is complete, just missing ........"

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1 hour ago, TxBuicks said:

NC-Car-Guy,

 

I always like the ones that say:

 "It ran when I parked it."  Makes me wonder why they parked it.

 "All it needs is a starter."  Then why not spend the $50 for a starter, then you can ask $2,000 more for it.

 "Car is complete, just missing ........"


or “numbers matching” on a car that pre-dates matched numbers. lol

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@lancemb  Hey Lance, a friend was telling me something the other day I thought was very interesting. He was saying you don't hear the name Lance very often these days but back in Midieval and King Author times you use to hear the name Lance alot.  Just thought it interesting and wanted to share.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I recall one famous "Lance" football player, in the '60s, that had trouble keeping his pants on . . . from the way things sounded.  Can't forget the "Lance"-brand snacks from the vending machine, in the 1960s, either.

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8 hours ago, lancemb said:

These still exist!

They do, right here in Charlotte, NC...some get all you want to snack on at the 2021 BCA National Meet in Concord, NC... shameless plug I know...

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14 hours ago, lancemb said:

These still exist!


as they did back in the seventies. Who can tell who’s country store this is. Big hint,  south Georgia. 
 

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Take a swallow of Pepsi to make room for the pack of peanuts, pour them in and enjoy. Only Pepsi Coke doesn’t work as well

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On 10/3/2020 at 12:39 PM, MrEarl said:


as they did back in the seventies. Who can tell who’s country store this is. Big hint,  south Georgia. 
 

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When I see that picture, I instantly think of an RC & a Moon Pie for a sinking spell.

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3 hours ago, Larry Schramm said:

 

When I see that picture, I instantly think of an RC & a Moon Pie for a sinking spell.

 

 

 

I think of

 

Jeff R. Lonto's Chronicles from the Analog Age: Here's Billy--Billy  Carter's fifteen minutes of fame

 

 

BILLY CARTER

 

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Not the desired answer, but close . . .  

 

Got to find a service station that has the soft drink machine set on "FREEZE".  Insert coin to get an ice cold Coke.  Open it, watching the ice crystals form in the bottle's neck.  Take a quick swig.  Open package of Lance Salted Peanuts.  Pour contents into the bottle.  Watch the chemical reaction as "foam" happens in the bottle, possibly catching any over-flow in the process.  Carefully consume mixture, being sure to "chew before swallowing".  "Gone already??"  Better get that King Size Coke nest time!

 

Circa 1963, when Coke and Dr. Pepper were the main players in the marketplace.  Pepsi was what those "college kids" allegedy drank, according to their ads.  By observation, Ford had better luck pitching their cars as "The Lively Ones" to that same market.

 

Enjoy!

NTX5467

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