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R W Burgess

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Here's one car-related and last night related. And it's not a joke, it's real.;)

Around here politics are HIGHLY partisan and one-sided, and many businesses will use their signage to promote the "redest" candidate they can in any given election. (And yes, I have withdrawn my business from several having seen what they thought was appropriate--which can be quite hostile and even offensive.) Automotive businesses are almost always the main offender.

Yesterday I passed a Tire Discounters store that had the best political sign I ever saw. It was a GREAT laugh coming on election day! With no further explanation, it read simply:

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah

I will definitely keep them in mind when I next need tires.:cool:

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That was a nice chuckle-inducer, thanks. :)

Here's one I always loved:

A blonde (of course) college student was trying to raise some money for a trip to Europe and set out around the neighborhood asking if anyone had any odd jobs she could do to earn a few bucks. Upon knocking on one door, the man of the house was relieved to hear that she could paint the front porch that his wife had been asking him to do all summer. He handed her a gallon of paint, a brush and said "let me know when you run out, I have some more paint in the garage." She set to work and only 20-minutes later surprised the gentleman when she appeared at the back door to tell him she had finished. "You mean you didn't need more paint, one gallon was enough?" the man asked with some doubt? "Yeah, for sure! In fact I only used about 3/4 of the can." The man was so impressed that he gave her an extra $20 for doing such a quick and efficient job. As the girl turned to leave she offhandedly mentioned, "Oh, and by the way, that's a Ferrari not a Porch."

I think we need a dedicated "Jokes" thread on this forum. I searched after writing that and I guess there was one here but it didn't get much traction. <-- Pun intended, in keeping with the theme.

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