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Twas the Night before Christmas, and parked right off the stoop

was an artic white car, a sharp little coupe.

It's design was quite timeless, yet modern too.

and upon that first glimpse, it was the car just for you.

It's lines and proportions were crafted with care,

in the hopes that much attention would soon be focused right there.

It had candy red pinstripes and a touchscreen of green,

no doubt about it, this was a car that liked to be seen.

It's paint truly shimmered in the soft winter moonlight,

every small detail just seemed to be right.

When out on the terrace there arose quite a clatter,

I threw open the sash to see what was the matter!

When What to my wondering eyes did appear,

but a group of admirers whose intentions were clear.

There was Marck and Dave and Barney and Jim, Roger and Steve and a quite a few more

the crowd just kept growing as I went to the door.

All had come in search of this car,

it's attraction as powerful as that of a star.

The time had now come for the big moment and lo,

I pulled up on the handle and thus started the light show.

It lit up the dashboard with a cool cathode hue,

it drew from those gathered a mesmerized "ooooh!"

I may not be Santa, but I'll say with a smirk

Merry Christmas to all from the guy they call...

KDirk

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Twas the Night before Christmas, and parked right off the stoop

Was an artic white car, a sharp little coupe.

It's design was quite timeless, yet modern too.

and upon that first glimpse, it was the car just for you.

It's lines and proportions were crafted with care,

in the hopes that much attention would soon be foucsed right there.

It had candy red pintripes and a touchscreen of green,

no doubt about it, this was a car that liked to be seen.

It's paint truly shimmered in the soft winter moonlight,

every small detail just seemed to be right.

When out on the terrace there arose quite a clatter,

I threw open the sash to see what was the matter!

When What to my wondering eyes did appear,

but a group of admirers whos intentions were clear.

There was Marck and Dave and Barney and Jim, Roger and Steve and a quite a few more

The crowd just kept growing as I went to the door.

All had come in search of this car

It's attraction as powerful as that of a star.

The time had now come for the big moment and lo,

I pulled up on the handle and thus started the light show.

It lit up the dashboard with a cool cathode hue,

it drew from those gathered a mesmerized "ooooh!"

I may not be Santa, but I'll say with a smirk

Merry Christmas to all from the guy they call...

KDirk

Bahahahaha!!!! That's the best thing I've read all year!!! :D

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