Guest ZondaC12 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R W Burgess Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Truckdriver, John Mashit, had a pretty close brush with death this morning, but his truck wasn't hardly hurt at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 That must be the <span style="font-style: italic">Papa </span> that Garth Brooks was singin' about in his song <span style="font-style: italic">Papa Loved Momma</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold">"Well, the picture in the paper showed the scene real well Papa's rig was buried in the local motel The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears."</span>I guess Papa got out of the pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Thought balloon..."I sure hope Dad doesn't notice the ding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 "The U.S. government has decided to let Mexico's tucks into the U.S. without inspections.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rohn Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 He may not be wearing a seat belt, but hey, he does have a helmet and eye protection ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Dobbin Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I'll have to call you back, I think I hit something" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVES89 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 "I wish those bridge clearance signs were more accurate" Next time wait until the door is open ALL the way before entering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Paul Dobbin</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll have to call you back, I think I hit something"</div></div> I LOVE THAT!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restorer32 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Reminds me of some of the vehicles you saw on Maryland roads before they began their inspection program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R W Burgess Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Reminds me of some of the vehicles you saw on Maryland roads before they began their inspection program. </div></div> The stories I could tell you Jeff! Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keiser31 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 "WHEW! THAT was close!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Truck for Sale. Cheep. Includes High powered "air conditioner".... Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD1956 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 You know the tune, sing it with me folks: Oh! Thank God I'm not an Oscar Meyer weiner. Four more inches and that is what I'd be. And since I'm not an Oscar Meyer Weiner, I'll pretend this truck is really what I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Plymouthy Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 True Cab-over..it's all over on the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Walling Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Laugh all you want but I actually drove a Brockway tractor close to that. We were repairing a truck and I was driving it to the frame shop. The top was removed with a cut across the windshield posts, and cut across the rear floor taking the back panel and muffler with it. The fiberglass hood assembly was removed along with the bumper. The doors were held closed with a wire between them. When a policeman looked at it at a stoplight, I calmly stated, "It's such a nice day, I thought I would take the convertible!" Good thing that he had a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rwmerz Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 This is the last time i will get the Swing out telescoping seat option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyking Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 <span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="color: #FF6666"> </span> "I hope my boss doesn't notice the scratch" </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R W Burgess Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Variation on Sky........I hope this wreck will get me to my car, so I can leave town!!! Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZondaC12 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 This forum is CLEARLY a failure....noooo one has said it yet. Im appalled........................<span style="font-weight: bold">Come on that'll buff right out.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I agree, how on earth did we all miss that one? Well, everyone but YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 "Guess that's what I get for using a lawyer from <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Divorces-R-Us</span></span>!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bollman Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ZondaC12</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This forum is CLEARLY a failure....noooo one has said it yet. Im appalled........................<span style="font-weight: bold">Come on that'll buff right out.</span> </div></div>Ding Ding Ding - we have a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skyking Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R W Burgess</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Variation on Sky........I hope this wreck will get me to my car, so I can leave town!!! Wayne </div></div> Wayne, it looks like he's giving it all it's got!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Dave Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Cab! We don't need no stinking cab! Dandy Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD1956 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Full face mask: $3.99Eye Goggles: $ 6.00Doors: $50.00 Collision Insurance: Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Dobbin Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 While test driving a used Ford SUV, I got it up on the highway and the hood flew up and wrapped over the top (causing the salesman to soil his shorts) I could see the curb out the side window and braked while maintaining a straight course. When we retuned to the dearlship the salesman asked if I was interested in buying the SUV? I said, "no thanks it has a bent hood". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JohnD1956</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Full face mask: $3.99Eye Goggles: $ 6.00Doors: $50.00 Collision Insurance: Priceless. </div></div>ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2doorcoupeman Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 on his way to an AACA show..preservation class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleek Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Now, am I under the weight limit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orphanauto Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Now that was a BIG bug. glad I was wearing the face shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orphanauto Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 With all the bailouts, and low on cash, GM decided to try out a ultra low priced truck, deleting all those non essential items, such as windshield, when a simple face shield will work. Door? no need, UPS drives around with it open, more cost waste, this should make the budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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