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1. <span style="text-decoration: underline">You</span> try aiming those headlights!

2. Here Amphicar! Come here little Amphicar! I've got something for you!

3. Dear Chrysler Corp. I hear that you're bringing back the Challenger. I hereby submit my proposal for the 2011 Plymouth Baracuda....

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Saturday Night Live:

"Land shark"

[scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]

Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?

Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?

Woman: What?

Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?

Woman: Who is it?

Voice: [pause] Flowers.

Woman: Flowers for whom?

Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.

Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Voice: [pause] Candygram.

Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.

Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]

[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: West Peterson</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm back from he doctor and I'm on heavy antibiotics. smirk.gif </div></div>

Hmmm, I'm not sure antibiotics are the meds that Steve and Wayne think you need to be on. crazy.gif

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I was simply going to say "Candygram . . . " and skip the rest ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: West Peterson</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Saturday Night Live:

"Land shark"

[scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]

Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?

Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?

Woman: What?

Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?

Woman: Who is it?

Voice: [pause] Flowers.

Woman: Flowers for whom?

Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.

Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Voice: [pause] Candygram.

Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.

Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]

[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: West Peterson</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Saturday Night Live:

"Land shark"

[scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]

Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?

Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?

Woman: What?

Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?

Woman: Who is it?

Voice: [pause] Flowers.

Woman: Flowers for whom?

Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.

Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Voice: [pause] Candygram.

Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.

Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]

[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]

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Landshark = Best thing EVERR!!!!. End of story.

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The first idea for the Mako Shark Corvette concept was, unsurprisingly, canned with great haste. As was the individual who dreamt it up. </div></div>

And then Larry Shinoda went to Ford and designed the Boss 302!

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ummmmm, is being a little nutty a requirement to become a participant on this web site?

Wait! Wait! I might not be qualified to ask that question.

Wayne

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Little my foot!! Really nuts is more like it, and you're definitely over qualified. grin.gif

In this hobby you've got to be nuts; to drag home a pile of junk, spend all that time and money locating and buyin' parts, to do the resoration. And/or give up the A/C on a 100° day just to drive an old car on the Sentimental Tour for the fun of it.

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