West Peterson Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I dreamt I was an automobile muffler last night... woke up completely exhausted this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_padavano Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: West Peterson</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I dreamt I was an automobile muffler last night... woke up completely exhausted this morning. </div></div>You forgot the sound effects:BADDA-BING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Green Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 West.... you should be on the stage......the first stage out of town! Murphy's Lesser Known, But More Important, Laws (#6 car related)1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty and are pissed off because of it. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leonard Shepherd Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: joe_padavano</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: West Peterson</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I dreamt I was an automobile muffler last night... woke up completely exhausted this morning. </div></div>You forgot the sound effects:BADDA-BING!!! </div></div>Here are the sound effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_OToole Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Little boy: Mommy what do they do with old cars when they are worn out?Mommy: Somebody sells them to your father. --------------------------------------------------The midget is a little manYou see him everywhereBut find too lateHe will not waitTo fill your tire with air - Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, 1923 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex98thdrill Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I dreamt I was an automobile muffler last night... woke up completely exhausted this morning</div></div>I figured that you had dreamt that you were a set of wheels last night... woke up completely tired this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West Peterson Posted May 31, 2008 Author Share Posted May 31, 2008 Last night I dreamt I was in the middle of the road. Woke up this morning feeling completely run down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moskowitz Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 There will be no excuse for the following:1. Our editor being late with the next issue2. The rest of you fixing, finishing etc. any of your carsYou all have WAY too much time on your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Then there were the three old fellows that loved antique cars. They all made a pact that when the first one that passed on they would let the others know if there were antique cars and car shows in heaven.Several months later Joe died. Late that night he comes to Bob in a dream and tells him there is good news and bad news."What is the good news?", asks Bob. "The good news is there are old cars and car shows in heaven", Joe tells him"Well, then what could be the bad news?", Bob asks. "There's a show tomorrow and you're the chief judge", says Joe.(Sorry, not a pun but the only antique car joke I know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex98thdrill Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 I guess that's better than dreaming about being a Stanley Steamer and waking up to discover that you're already out of steam before the day starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD1956 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ex98thdrill</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I guess that's better than dreaming about being a Stanley Steamer and waking up to discover that you're already out of steam before the day starts. </div></div>Or that your boiler leaked overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnpaul Ragusa Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Thats nothing... I dreamt I was eating a huge marshmallow last night and woke up to find my pillow missing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R W Burgess Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 It always warms my heart to know that when I'm away, there's always someone else who'll jump in my shoes and act nutty like Wayne Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop Rat Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Why should you have all the fun?!?!?!? Know what goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?His b***! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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