[old-tank]

I have some ideas that will solve the high fuel prices. All of the details are not worked out but I can give a hint: It would be along the lines of bio-diesel and would involve liposuction.
Willie

[imported_JohnD1956]

Maybe a new hybrid design? They can build the liposuction machine right into the car and think of the time savings too...

JD

[imported_buick5563]

Yup. As long as you don't sit on the needle "improperly". Ouch!
Mike

[Dave@Moon]

Caught in warm weather testing:

[Dave@Moon]

Of course South Park fans know who did "IT" first!



(I wish this picture were bigger, so does Mr. Garrison!)

[Reatta Man]

Liposuction and cheap fuel?

Should sell VERY well with the California crowd, especially around Beverly Hills! Lots of fuel available around there.

Cheers!

Joe

[NTX5467]

Biodiesel plant being built near Denton, to supply that fine city with diesel fuel. I suspect they'd sell some of the excess . . . Otherwise, the next closest plant is supposed to be in the panhandle, near a cotton seed oil mill.

You forgot one thing . . . biological methane production. I'm sure the legume producers could benefit too. Just got to figure out the right "jetting" . . . as storage issues are already taken care of.

Enjoy!
NTX5467

[Reatta Man]

Nope, I don't think the biomethane suggestion would work.

Seems like most of the biomethane production is already committed to the Washington, D.C. area--especially around Capitol Hill.

If you don't think this is correct, just remember--smoking is now banned in all Federal buildings. Can't risk a stray spark causing a fire around all those politicians.

Joe