joke-----10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
Posted October 16th, 2009 at 04:57 by Emily
:D[COLOR=black]A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]"What?" said the puzzled groom. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]"How can that be if you've been married ten times?" [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed[/COLOR]!" :D:D:D:D:D
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[COLOR=black]On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]"What?" said the puzzled groom. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]"How can that be if you've been married ten times?" [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed[/COLOR]!" :D:D:D:D:D
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